First there was Google Earth. Now there is Google Mars…Virgle, the first permanent human colony on Mars. Google will take us to Mars, the Open Source Planet, with a little help from a merger with Sir Richard Branson’s Virgin Group and special assistance from the calendar date, April 1.

From the press release.

“Some people are calling Virgle an ‘interplanetary Noah’s Ark,’” said Virgin Group President and Founder Sir Richard Branson, who conceived the new venture. “I’m one of them. It’s a potentially remarkable business, but more than that, it’s a glorious adventure. For me, Virgle evokes the spirit of explorers such as Christopher Columbus and Marco Polo, who set sail looking for the New World. I do hope we’ll be a bit more efficient about actually finding it, though.”

The Virgle 100 Year Plan’s milestones will include Virgle Pioneer selection (2008-2010), the first manned journey to Mars (2016), a Virgle Inc. initial public offering to capitalize on the first manned journey to Mars (2016), the founding of the first permanent Martian municipality, Virgle City (2050), and the achievement of a truly self-sustaining Martian civilization with a population exceeding 100,000 (2108).

(Rover looks a bit lonely on Mars….but will soon have human company.)

“Virgle is the ultimate application of a principle we’ve always believed at Google: that you can do well by doing good,” said Google co-founder Larry Page, who plans to share leadership of the new Martian civilization with Branson and Google co-founder Sergey Brin.

“We feel that ensuring the survival of the human race by helping it colonize a new planet is both a moral good in and of itself and also the most likely method of ensuring the survival of our best – okay, fine, only — base of web search volume and advertising inventory,” Page added. “So, you know, it’s, like, win-win.” (More.)

Sir Richard Branson expresses his enthusiasm for Virgile and solicits Virgile pioneers in this video.

Some attribute penguins flying to their adaptation to global warming. Could it be the penguins fly because they are tired of not getting the plum roles their flying counterparts have been getting over the years? Or could it be that penguins, like humans, have an appreciation for humor? Perhaps in their culture they celebrate their own version of April Fools Day.

And we thought “March of the Penguins” was dramatic…..

Shallow Nation commemorates April Fools Day with a linkfest. There are countless April Fools pranks and April Fools jokes and only 24 hours to celebrate! Google has already started with Gmail custom time.

April Fools Day has a song, too. Enjoy Dionne Warwick singing the Bacharach/David classic, “The April Fools” from the 1969 movie, “The April Fools,” starring Catherine Deneuve and Jack Lemmon.